People Say Nintendo Are Running Out Of Ideas..

How can that be true if they are releasing a mini nes though?



My favorite part is that it only uses Wii ports for controllers, and the official controller for it uses the same port as well. Not any of that stupid usb stuff. 


I feel bad for Raspberry Pi though, I think their sales will plummet now. I mean this thing looks just like an NES! Just smaller. Now we just got to wait till November 11th. 




Don't update it! Hopefully someone will hack this thing wide open. I heard they may have been dumping roms already for it 4 months in advanced. We'll see.


also buy spare 72 pin connectors in advance i'm sure the price for those skyrocket.


i'm sure @cfwprophet you'll be pleasantly surprised by this, I know this is the type of thing you said nintendo need's to start doing in order to be considered serious again.




Kotaku has spoken with Nintendo and confirmed some details about the little device. here is a quote from their website:




Will the mini-NES be able to connect to the internet?

No. The console is a standalone device, so it cannot connect to the internet or any external storage devices. The game lineup was chosen to provide a diverse mix of popular and recognizable NES games that appeal to a wide variety of players. Everyone should be able to find multiple games to enjoy.


On the same note: does Nintendo plan to sell other NES games for the mini-NES beyond the 30 it comes preloaded with?

No. The console is a standalone device, so it cannot connect to the internet or any external storage devices. The 30 games included with the system were chosen to provide a wide variety of top-quality, long-lasting game-play experiences.


Are there plans for other mini-consoles, like a mini-SNES or mini-N64?

We have nothing to announce at this time.


Just because people have been asking: safe to say it can’t play old cartridges, right? (Based on the image it looks like an NES cartridge would have around the same width as the entire console.) Does it open up at all?

The console does not use physical media and therefore the Chamber Lid does not open.




The games the device will have are as follows:

  • Balloon Fight™
  • Castlevania™
  • Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest™
  • Donkey Kong™
  • Donkey Kong Jr. ™
  • Dr. Mario™
  • Excitebike™
  • Galaga™
  • Ice Climber™
  • Kid Icarus™
  • Kirby’s Adventure™
  • Mario Bros. ™
  • MEGA MAN® 2
  • Metroid™
  • PAC-MAN™
  • Punch-Out!! ™ Featuring Mr. Dream
  • StarTropics™
  • SUPER C™
  • Super Mario Bros.™
  • Super Mario Bros. ™ 2
  • Super Mario Bros. ™ 3
  • The Legend of Zelda™
  • Zelda II: The Adventure of Link™

So Ummm Apparently Clefairy Is A Sodomite O.o

So for those of you who do not know what a Sodomite or Sodomy is, i will try to explain in a non vulgar way. It is the act of taking ones penis and putting it into the bum hole off a human or animal, it's deep meaning derives from the ancient Biblical city of Sodom, you can read about it here if you wish. FEYeWxV.png Now you are probably thinking that i have lost it and wondering why the fuck i am giving a lesson about butt sex on a fucking site dedicated to Nintendo game consoles and trying to figure out what the flying fuck it has to do with a Pokemon, well..... In the good ol USA, they have this whacko fanatical religious group called the Westboro Baptist Church, these crazy assholes go around demonstrating at funerals of soldiers killed in the line of duty, holding signs that say such things as 'God Hates Fags' and have recently in their own words recruited Jigglypuff to deal with the Sodomite Clefairy, no i am not making it up, here is their Tweet >.<

[Released] Dolphin 5.0

Dolphin 5.0

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Dolphin, the hugely popular Emulator dedicated to the Wii and GameCube has been updated to version 5.0, here is a small quote from the source: lD3keTX.jpg
The long awaited Dolphin 5.0 release is finally here! After nearly a year of bug-hunting and handling the release process, everything has come together for our biggest release yet! The three previous releases followed a very distinct pattern: sacrifice performance, hacks, and features in exchange for higher accuracy. As such, Dolphin 3.0, 3.5, and 4.0 progressively grew slower. But thanks to the cleanups put forward throughout those releases, Dolphin 5.0 is the fastest Dolphin has ever been! By removing all of those hacks and outdated features while cleaning up the codebase, Dolphin has reached a new level of efficiency, powered by a revitalized dynamic recompiler. On the GPU side, OpenGL and D3D11 have seen tons of optimizations and accuracy improvements, and have been joined by a brand new D3D12 backend for huge performance gains. If there's a CPU or GPU extension that can make Dolphin faster, we take advantage of it. At a basic level, Dolphin 5.0 is more accurate and more efficient than previous builds in every way. Individual games will vary, especially due to various hacks being removed along the way.
You can read the full article and the list of changes at the source, clicking download here takes you to the download section of the official Dolphin website.

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